Female Orgasm explained!!
I have issues with both lowest-common-denominator “journalism” and evolutionary theorizing, and when the two worlds collide (as they tend to do so often, what with the commonality between the two fields being that they are populated by intellectually defective assholes) my fucking blood pressure goes through the roof and I manage to type out a novella of rage in under ten minutes after having spent ten hours procrastinating in order to avoid writing an unrelated eight page essay for which I have an impending deadline (two days and counting)!
As such, I tend to avoid exposing myself to any material that might contain elements of either field in order to avoid a heart-attack unrelated to my chain-smoking. However, every now and then I will pick up a magazine/read a blog/watch a show that qualifies as high risk of containing such content because I want to feel somewhat connected to the world around me outside the protective cultural bubble I usually maintain around myself as an adaptive strategy against idiocy. Every time I experience a revisiting of The Rage and Indignation (the now soon-to-be title of my upcoming autobiography).
Most recently, I read an article on a certain lifestyle-porn blog for vapid women in their 20s and 30s that details such information as where to buy high-end vintage clothing with all the disposable income you presumably have, which Ossington shithole to hang out in this week, why you should convince yourself to like anal sex (even if you don’t!), and why you should go laugh and cry at the Sex and the City movie. There are also all these seemingly pervasive references to hangovers; waking up with a hangover (after your wild night out on Ossington I guess), where to go for “hang-over” brunch, stuff like that. You know, alcoholism made glamorous or at least normalized by unrelenting references to how you are presumably constantly suffering its after-effects.
Anyway, I’ve copied and pasted the article I read because I don’t want to link to their website. Read it and be assaulted with stupidity as I have been: